Bubba vs. Blonde

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were
doing. "We're supposed
to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,
"but we don't have a
ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
few bolts, and
laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure
from her pocket, took
a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches," and walked
away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just
like a dumb
blonde?"

We ask for the height, and she gives us the
length."