Not jokes, but funny!!

Some of the links to the right are hillarious pages (even some of the ones that aren't trying to be).

Bubba vs. Blonde

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a
flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were
doing. "We're supposed
to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,
"but we don't have a
ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
few bolts, and
laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure
from her pocket, took
a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six
inches," and walked
away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just
like a dumb
blonde?"

We ask for the height, and she gives us the
length."